[vpFREE] Re: A Perspective On Video Poker Paytables

Very clever. As for myself, I will play on the computer for no money before I EVER will play a less than 99.5% game. The casinos can make plenty of money off that .50%. That's not even taking to account the ploppies and the mistakes even knowledgable players make like holding inside straights, 3 to a flush or keeping a low pair with 4 to a flush. They do it on the craps table on that .50 % (double odds)percent and they have to pay 3 people to staff the table. Sorry-but anybody that plays less than 9/6 is a fool.

--- In vpFREE@yahoogroups.com, Gamblers In Training <kc42223@...> wrote:
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> A Perspective on Video Poker Paytables
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> Some tables were high and now most tables are low.
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> Just why is the reason, maybe God only knows.
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> Our love of the game and our need for the playing,
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> is the primary cause the low tables are staying.
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> Low paying tables like most other games,
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> only exist because the players remain.
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> Do we do it for fun or do it for pleasure,
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> Do we do it for wealth or unspeakable treasures?
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> Is it a sickness that drive us and keeps us so loyal,
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> or is it the dream of a flush called a Royal.  
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> The only one thing we all know for sure,
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> is that spending hours of playing is the single best cure.
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> Now all of us search for the best tables to play
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> and after we find them we go day after day.
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> We try to keep quiet, we try to lay low.
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> We are hoping like hell the machine will not go.
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> But to our surprise and to our dismay,
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> The tables are lowered in every way.
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> We ask all the questions of who, what and why,
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> we ask all our friends who were waiting to try.
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> Why did this happen, what was it for?
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> Who changed the tables to less and not more?
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> The reason is simple and so very clear,
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> it is simply because lesser players are near.
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> And all my friends, as you might have guessed,
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> There is only one answer and this answer is best.
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> Casinos are like any other endeavor…
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> Their one simple goal is to make money forever!!
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> Good Luck!!  Gamblers In Training    
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